Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Future of Facebook


Here are the top 10 myths regarding the future of Facebook:-

1. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg becomes proud father of twins. Mark updates the status on Facebook and receives 1 billion likes in a day.

2. People become so addict to Facebook that they update their status every now and then. For example when a person wakes up in the morning before saying Good Morning to his/her wife/husband they update their statuses on Facebook -"Woke up 5 seconds back", "Going to Bathroom", "Inside Bathroom","Opening the Shower" and so on...

3. People who have completed 15 years on Facebook will get special gifts personally autographed by Mark Zuckerberg.

4. Facebook will issue ID cards to all its users. This ID card  can be used to avail Special Discounts on shopping around the world. Additionally, this card can also be used like a Passport, credit card, debit card, a small computer and for many other things which you cannot even imagine.

5. Facebook becomes world's top company in terms of revenue,value and brand.

6. Facebook provides a special secure networking option for high valued personnel like politicians, Actors and Military Personnel.

7. Humans have set colonies in Moon, Mars and Jupiter's Pandora. Facebook is also a popular communication/networking platform between different colonies and people in the spaceship.

8. Facebook's board of directors hatch a conspiracy to oust Mark Zuckerberg. Priscilla chan becomes the new CEO and Chairman.

9. Facebook has become artificially intelligent as well as the Laptops/Tabs. The intelligent computer's capture a person's emotions and update the status automatically in Facebook. If a person is sad or depressed Facebook promotes the status and gets  valuable consolation or advise for you from renowned Psychiatrists and Medical Professionals. If a person is happy for consecutive days then he gets special credits. These credits can later be used to buy things or to do other fun related stuffs. People with criminal intentions or with hatred feelings are also tracked and given special consolation through Facebook free of cost.

10. Finally, Mark Zuckerberg earns so much wealth that he turns to nirvana. He donates all his wealth to needy people around the world and goes to Himalaya to do Meditation.